We found a wonderful trip to Hunan Province - revered for its scenery and spicy cuisine - that would take six days and hit everywhere a sight-seeing tourist could ever want to see. The day of the trip Jacob and I are out in Beijing searching by bike for our favorite dumpling street vendor when Peace gives us a call. "There are two Chinese ladies calling me over and over, shouting at me in Mandarin, and then saying they will meet us at our train in one minute!", she exclaims. But our train doesn't leave until 4pm we tell her, and it isn't even 11am. So we go back to our dorm, take her phone into our room and start calling anyone who can translate, negotiate, or understand what these damn women are shouting about. After an hour off prodding we learn that the travel agency sent the wrong itinerary. We received the information for train K987, but our train was in fact K687, and by then it was 45 minutes outside of Beijing with five empty beds in it. So the girls went back to their room and cried themselves to sleep, I think Jacob went to eat his anger at the cafeteria, and I watched Glengarry Glen Ross in complete dejection. Eventually though the agency called us back and told us that they had found us tickets on a new train leaving the next day to Hunan. So the next day we get to the train station three hours early. The travel agency is due to meet us in one hour to give us our train tickets. So we play poker for an hour and a half until we start to get very anxious. By two hours we start calling anyone we can think of. By two hours and ten minutes we find our contact, who is a 15 year old girl being given instructions over the phone by our travel agent. By two hours and twenty minutes we finally have our tickets and get into line. At two hours thirty minutes we learn that our ticket number and passport number do not match and we may not enter the train station. We descend a level and stand with three more equally young 'representatives' off the agency. At two hours forty minutes we are considering scribbling our passport number on the tickets in Sharpie. Two hours fifty minutes we running full sprint through the station led by a boy on a phone. We stop in a holding area, see the boy pull a guard aside, and then get let through a guard gate in plain view of 100 milling Beijingers. We climb an empty set of stairs to our train and the boy now pulls aside the guard at the train door. At two hours fifty five minutes we are on the train, on our bunk beds, in a whirl of frustration and relief and gratitude. Who knows what favors, money, or threats exchanged hands.
We spent the first few hours entertained with Nancy's Vietnamese card game and swapping iPods, but trains get boring fast no matter what you do. Two bays of bunks down the train a family of men are eating meat from a bag and playing cards while the women watch over their shoulder. Eventually they invite us over - to play cards, right? Oh no, it was firewater time. Since Jacob is the only one with Mandarin experience but drinking is pretty universal, we all learned GanBei! within the first week. Unfortunately GanBei isn't take a drink, it's finish your drink. So we passed the next hour eating donkey meat from a bag and trying to avoid being the next one to take a shot of the Chinese national pastime.
Upon arrival in Chang Sa, the capital of Hunan Province, we find our tour group and learned that our fluently English speaking guide does not in fact speak a word of English. This turned out to be a blessing though, because we befriended every single person on our tour bus who spoke English and thus met some of the warmest, kindest, most giving strangers I have ever known, in Beijing or not. These were the sort of people I wish were my countrymen, just to get to be proud of my country. And now here is the trip itself, in pictures:
Photo Credit for almost every picture in Hunan goes to Jacob Clark!
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And the rest goes to Alex Engau, an ICB mathematics professor.
The Beijing Zoo & Great Wall shots are mine - iPhoneography is just grand.
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| Hunan street food. Pig face, bat, whole crab, fish, chicken heads, and of course, peppers. |
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| Mists of Zhangjiajie National Forest. |
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| Green lake of the Emperor's temple. |
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| The lights of Phoenix Old Town south of Zhangjiajie City. |
| We started the climb into Zhangjiajie National Forest at 5am. The mist and the silence in that forest was like nothing I have ever felt, even in the most perfect Rocky Mountain morning. |
| Since Hunan is famous for its spicy peppers I HAD to try one off the vine. I chocked, gagged, and suffered for 45 minutes. |
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| Zhangjiajie is a river city. These fishermen were using lights, presumably to bring squid to the surface. |
So there it is. My first exploration outside of Beijing. Not bad, not perfect, but an entirely wonderful time. The five of us bonded more on that trip than we might have in a year on campus. When you are five Americans in a sea of staring Chinese faces it isn't hard to find solidarity.
And when we came home we went to the zoo, the aquarium, and back to the Great Wall!
| Pandas are entirely unimpressive. |
| Red Pandas are not. They are still the coolest. |
| Nancy and Simba! |
| I sat listening to these two Beluga Whales calling to each other and playing in their tiny little pen for at least half an hour. |
| Fall colors have arrived at the Wall! |



























